COMPLETE THESE SENTENCES FROM THE PROGRAM (showing probability or advisability, usually with modals or adverbs):
Lisa: Why is this movie PG-13?
Marge: brief rudeness, adult explosions, and scenes with Gary Shandlin.
Homer: the madness! the movie! Lisa: to calm Dad down. Bart: him on. .. Hey, Dad! Has the movie started yet? Marge: Homer, in trouble. Homer: I'm not scared of those ushers. What , advance on me? Usher: This ends here.
Politician: And so, for helping to KO litter in our community, I hereby dedicate this statue of Drederick Tatum. Drederick Tatum: Litter is my most treacherous foe. its children.
Dr: Homer, you've suffered a broken jaw. ...
Homer: Broken jaw! Dr: for quite some time. I've wired his jaw shut. It's all explained in this pamphlet. Marge: "So your life is ruined." Oh, dear! solid foods! Those are his favorites. ... , Homer!
Bart: Hi, Dad. a human yo-yo. If you object, , "No." .. No objections, eh? Wow, that's great. .. Millhouse. Are you ready to imitate that Jackass Show?
Customer:Newsweek said you died of liver failure. Duff: . Only the actors who play him. Oh, yeah! Moe: Eh, here for the Duff Trivia Challenge. Duff: That's right, local distributor. a lifetime supply of Duff. OK chug-monkeys, what beverage, brewed since ancient times, is made from hops and grains? Customer: How about ancient hop grain juice? Moe: . Homer's trying to make a guess. What are you doing? You're getting some kind of booze all over me! Duff: Time's up. The answer is ... beer. Ooh, duff luck. Customer: I never would have figured that out. Customer: That's the kind of thing .
Marge: you another spare-rib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut don't gain weight. .. "How was your day?" Do you really want to know?! Well, -- I was in the kitchen, counting the corncobs on the curtains when who should ring the doorbell but Ned Flanders! It seems he wants to ban culottes in the schools. Pardon my French, but sometimes that man's a goofy doofy.
Lisa: You want to know what happened?! Really?! We were playing foursquare and I called "no double-taps." And Ralph double-taps. And I said, "You're out." and he says, " a somersault," which had nothing to do with anything! Homer: (Aw, her cry-hole.) Lisa: Thanks for listening, Dad.
Bart: on this thing. ... So the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody, and everyone's looking at me like, " it Bart, with it." And it hits me: I've become a clown. A class clown! And it sickens me.
Marge: You know, tomorrow is the annual Springfield formal event. after last year's unpleasantness. (That donkey is such a bad influence on you!) But breaking your jaw has made you so sweet, . .. Hmm. those jaw wires for tomorrow.
Marge: A formal. The one place a tiara and not look crazy. Mr. Burns?: So. How are we enjoying the festivities? .. Yes, the music is from southern Hungary. That's quite an ear. some money.
Woman: ... You two are quite the couple. with us at Toad Hall. Marge: Thank you. ... This has been one of the most magical evenings of my life. .. I don't know what you said, but I'm sure it was beautiful. Oh, Homer, this is the kind of night I thought together -- incident-free! Dr: Oh, Homer. Drop by my office tomorrow and those jaw wires. just the way . And Reverend, those pec implants on Thursday.
Dr: Ah, Homer. Your breath smells terrible! my shoes to cover the odor. Homer: Nicely done!
Homer: And when , I learned to listen. I learned so much about my family. You'd be surprised how much you hear if you just listen once in a while! Man: Really? it. Moe: Hello? Yeah, for an escort, please. To where? How about ... ? Hello. Hello. .. Oh, hey. How are you doing? Homer: I was just telling all the guys how losing the power of speech made me a better man. TV Producer: more! You're today's enlightened man, the kind we television producers have been booking since the mid-seventies. Customer: Hey, what are you doing in here? TV Producer: I'm an alcoholic. .. Homer, on my show? Homer: Sure thing, alchie.
Barbara Walters?: Welcome to "Afternoon YAK." Today, a man his mouth. So he learned to open his heart. Homer and Marge Simpson.
Barbara: Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? Marge: Well, all the time. love, and a mouth full of Hershey's miniatures.
Rosie O'Donnell?: Hom, my love. It's easy to change. But what's hard is not changing back. Barbara: Do you promise not to revive your reckless, reckless ways? Homer: I don't know. The demolition derby is next month. Marge: Please, Homie. No more craziness. For me? Homer: Well, OK. For you as dull as Dilbert.
Marge: All clean, just the way I left it! Homer: you! Marge: Well, so much for the new Homer. What's going on? Bart: We're rehearsing a play. Homer: Yes, and I was merely reading the title: " You." Marge: Oh, it's just a false alarm. Homer: Yep, Nothing to get excited about. Marge: Well, in the kitchen if you need me.
(Five boring weeks later)
Marge: This place is so dull! The 911 button is covered with dust. Homer: I just poured myself a new glass of milk. The old one sat out for a little while. to bed? Marge: It's 7:30! Homer: Marge, here and argue with you, but then a new glass of milk. Good night, honey.
Marge: Boy, things are going really good. Good, good. Good, good, good, good. Look at that freckle. that out. Marge: Oh, this place is so boring! If somebody doesn't do something interesting, . But what? ... The demolition derby! Oh, my itch.
Bart: There she is. Lisa: Dad, something! Homer: But bold moves are no longer my forte. Lisa: hurt!
Marge: Homer, me! me! Bart: He saved her! Oh, isn't it great to have the old Dad back? Lisa: I thought you liked the new Dad. Bart: Whatever. Marge: This family needs a live wire, but it's just not me. Homer: That's OK, Marge. You're a good wet blanket .. the kind I like wrapped around me. Announcer: When Homer's jaw was crushed, crushed, crushed, his life took a nitro-burning funny turn. Oh, yeah. It's important to grow, grow, grow. But if you take it to the max, max, max, ugly.