Friends - The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

SEASON 5: NBC -- January 21, 1999

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ADD THE MODALS TO THESE SENTENCES FROM THE Jan. 21, 1999 episode of "Friends" (and change the form of the verbs in the boxes if necessary): (If there is no verb in the box, just add a modal.)

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  1. Phoebe: Hey, you know what you deal with it? Think of it this way: You and Emily are in the past, and you mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
    Rachel: Phoebs, I don't think anybody's mad about that.
    Phoebe: Exactly! Because it's in the past.
    Joey: Anybody that?
  2. Monica: I think this is so cool! I mean, none of our friends are here, so we a real couple. We .
    Chandler: I know. I this.
    Monica: Oooh. And I this.
    Chandler and Monica: We that! No.
  3. Monica: What was that?
    Chandler: What?
    Monica: That noise you just made.
    Chandler: Oh, that was my work laugh.
    Monica: Your work laugh?!
    Chandler: Yeah. Believe me, if you at this party you up with one, too.
    Monica: All right. Check me out.
  4. Chandler: ....Anyway, I try to find a racket.
    Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
    Chandler: Oh, I , but then Joey thought it fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at .. bigger rocks. Hey, Rach. Do you have a tennis racket?.
  5. Monica: What are you doing here? I thought you inventory all day.
    Rachel: Well yeah, I do. But you know, I decided I a long lunch and spend some time with my friend, Monica. I feel like we don't talk any more. How are you? What is new with you?
    Monica: Um, not much. Work's good.
    Rachel: Oh, you know what? We about work. We about anything.
  6. Joey: All right. Everybody ready to go to the movies?
    Ross: Actually, I think I it.
    Joey: Really?!
    Ross: Yeah, I and read my book. I just want to be alone right now.

    Doug: Well, I you, Bing. That partner of yours is a real tiger. Are you all right, sweetheart?
    Doug: Look, we a little sip of water.
    Monica: Am I on fire today, or what? Those birds are brown, basted, and ready to be carved!
    Chandler: OK. Easy, Martina. I think we them win the next game.
    Monica: I'm sorry. I don't understand what you just said.
    Chandler: Let them win one.
    Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! Look at them! He , and she's popping pills.
    Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
    Monica: They have rackets, don't they?
    Doug: Bing, I think we this the last game.
    Chandler: Oh yeah, sure. Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? ... Please let them win.
    Monica: I'll take it down to 95%,but that's the best I .
  7. Monica: I you let them win!
    Chandler: Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it.
    Monica: I was frustrated.
    Chandler: It was my racket!
    Monica: I was frustrated with you.
    Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow night.
    Monica: Do you know what really bothers me? It's how different you act around them. The throwing the tennis game. The fake laugh. The "see you later, Bing. Not if I see you first, Doug!" I you, I don't like "work Chandler," OK? The guy's a suck-up.
  8. Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong. My brother does not stay out all night.
    Joey: Maybe we the trash chute.
    Rachel: Ross down the trash chute!
    Joey: he almost . Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
  9. Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself.
    Joey: He hooked up! He hooked up with someone!
    Ross: Look, I your questions, OK? I'm a big boy. I whatever I want.
  10. Janice: OK. OK, I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! And IÕm a young woman. I have needs. I forever.
  11. Ross: OK, look, I know what you guys .
    Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
    Ross: OK. I didn't know you that.
    Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
    Joey: All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, OK? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind
    Ross: I didn't lose my mind, OK?. Janice and I have a lot in common. We've both been divorced; we both have kids.
    Phoebe: So, her again?
    Joey: Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head!
    Ross: I her again.
    Joey: Damn it, Phoebe!

    Rachel: OK, I you something that I've never admitted throughout our entire friendship, but when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell, even though I knew that you liked him. Wow! That feels so good to get off my chest. OK. You go.
    Monica: My turn? What are you talking about?
    Rachel: Oh, Monica. I know about you and Chandler.
    Monica: What?!
    Rachel: I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."
  12. Doug: But seriously, I strongly believe that we President Clinton ... and her husband Bill.
    Cara: So, how do you kids like your coffee?
    Monica: Oh, none for me, thanks.
    Chandler: I just a little bit of sugar.
    Doug: Well, maybe I it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That it up, huh?
    Monica: How does that laugh not give you a headache?
    Chandler: Oh, you get used to it.
    Monica: You know, I don't think that I . So if you don't mind, maybe this it for me and the work thing.
    Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes? What's the big deal?
    Monica: I with this sniveling, work-weasel guy, when I with my boyfriend, who I actually respect.
    Chandler: Oh.
    Doug: Now. I for Cara's coffee, you know. I'd feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight. It's not strong enough to defend itself. ... Did you hear what I said, Bing?
  13. Monica: .... Do you get it now, honey?
    Chandler: I think I do! Thank you Monica.
    Monica: Thought you the help.
    Chandler: Coffee in a fight!!!

    Joey: Hi Rach. Hey, my comic books in here?
    Rachel: Sure. Why?
    Joey: Well, Chandler and Monica are over there, and it's kind of hard to concentrate.
    Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she late. She keeps lying to me. That's it. You know, I over there, and I'm confronting them right now.

    Chandler: All right, so you're telling me that I racist jokes now?!
    Monica: Sorry, I'm not very good at this. I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel.
  14. Rachel: Good enough. Right? OK, Well, I look at my books.
    Monica: OK. OK, I get back to my new job.
    Rachel: OK. Congratulations on your new job.
    Chandler: Man, she is really gullible!

    Gunther: Here you go.
    Ross: Oh, thanks.
    Janice: Actually, I going.
    Ross: Oh, you sure? Because I as late as I want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
    Janice: Yes, yes, you did.
    Ross: Ohhhh..
    Janice: What is wrong now?
  15. Janice: ... Ross. We need to talk.
    Ross: OK. Sometimes I feel ..
    Janice: No, no. I . I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
    Ross: What?
    Janice: You're a very sweet person, Ross, .. unfortunately I just don't think I another second of you whining!
    Ross: Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny?!
    Janice: Mmmm
    Ross: So you're saying I've become so whiny that I annoy you, Janice?!
    Janice: Well, yeah.
    Ross: Oh my God!
    Janice: OK?
  16. Ross: Dude, we .
    Chandler: OK.

    Chandler: I am mad. But do you know what I ? I you! Because that's what friends do.
  17. Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you $27. No strings attached. Now, if you that, I think we it d . . . Let's write it down.


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