Chandler: So. Is Jennine around? Joey: No. She's at dance class. Chandler: what she did with my room? Joey: Yeah, but hey, look. Don't go through her stuff. She gets
really mad. Chandler: Oh, my god! What is this? It's like a guy never lived in
here! Look, you careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's
spreading already!
Chandler: No! OK, this is not good. You are a guy, OK? This is a guy's place. If you let this go, you
with your fingers
soaking in stuff! Joey: All right. All right. You're right. I to her. Chandler: Yes, talk to her. Be a man! Joey: I'm a man. Chandler: Defend yourself! Joey: Hmmm. Monica: Chandler, come on! We the new dust ruffle. Chandler: Be right there, sweet'ems. (Totally different situation.)
Ross: Is this Hillary your hot assistant chef Hillary? Monica: Yes. Ross: The one that always stares at me when I come in? Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way. Ross: Still, I . She was
into me! Why don't you set us up? Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? Phoebe: Hey. Rachel: Hi Phoebe: Rachel, listen, I'm making up flyers, trying to get new massage clients, so to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine?
Rachel: Well, sure. But they it's kind of weird,
considering I don't work there any more. Phoebe: Oh, my god! What happened? Rachel: I got a job at Ralph Lauren. Phoebe: Well, that's great! Congratulations! Rachel: .. a year ago. Phoebe: You've lasted a whole year! Good for you! Rachel: But, Phoebs. You the copy machine where I actually work. But just come by at lunch so that my boss doesn't see you,
because Kim ,
and she already doesn't like me very much.
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know he's married? Phoebe: No. Rachel: Phoebe! Phoebe: What , ask every
guy I make out with if he's married?! Oh, yeah, I .
Jennine: Hey, Joey. Joey: Hey. to you for a
second? This kid in this picture. Do you know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?
Jennine: It's clean. Joey: Yeah, but it feels different. Jennine: It's dry. Joey: All right. I my
peace with the clean, dry towels. And, OK. also, what is with these chips you bought? Jennine: No, no. it's potpourri. You it? Joey: Well, that's like summer in a bowl!
Monica: What happened to your teeth?! Ross: I whitened them. Chandler: Really? Ross: Yeah. What do you think? Monica: Well, I think I
directly at them.
Monica: Ross. You know that tonight is your date with Hillary. Ross: I know. That's why I did it. Come on. Are they really that bad? Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. You fine. (Hillary's blind, right?) Monica: She after tonight. Ross: Oh, hey. Hey, Rach. Do you notice anything ... Rachel: About your teeth? Yes. I saw them from outside. .... You guys this, but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren!
Rachel: Oh, my god! Phoebe, that's not Ralph Lauren! That's Kenny the copy guy! Phoebe: What? Rachel: Oh, and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her she
me even more. Phoebe!
Monica: OK. Maybe this your teeth look less white. Nope. OK. So colors that don't work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white,
orange, and purple. Ross: I don't know what I . The date starts in, like, an hour.
Phoebe: Hello... Oh good. Ross, some of these flyers for me? Ross: Yeah. Phoebe: Oh! Damon! Damon! Monica: Now our drawers
nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose. Chandler: Yes, god forbid we throw out old underwear! You know what? I over to Joey's. Monica: Wait. We the wrapping paper drawer.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Oh, god. You think I made out with him! Kim: Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph you my job, you are sadly mistaken! Rachel: No, I don't want your job. I don't! Oh, this is such a mistake! I did not make out with him.
Nobody made out with him! I did not use my key card yesterday. I don't even know how to use my key card. Kim: Hi, Ralph. Ralph: Hi, Kim. Kim: Yeah. Nothing happened. You the sexual tension in here with a knife!
Hillary: And after that, what except become a chef?
Joey: So what's really neat is if you sear the stems first in a frying pan, your arrangement
fresh much longer. Monica: Joey, that is such a great tip! Chandler: Monica, us
for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. Monica: OK. Joey, come over later because I you how to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter. Joey: Oh, I love birds!
Rachel: Phoebe. What ? Phoebe: Well, the only thing you . Sleep with Ralph Lauren. Rachel: I with Ralph Lauren! I mean, I . But I wouldn't!
Ross: Me neither. I've had a really good time too, you know. Hillary: that
bread? Ross: Oh, I just like the smell. Hillary: You make me laugh. to move over to the couch? .... Maybe I the lights a little? Ross: How about all the way? Hillary: OK. Ross: Wow. Cool poster. Or , "Groovy poster."? So, where were we? Hillary: Are those your teeth?! Ross: Oh, you them,
huh? Hillary: Yes! They're insanely white!
Rachel: Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I this. Even though you're a very, very, very
beautiful woman, I this.
I'm married, and I'm sorry." And then, I don't know why, but he said, "And you promoted, especially not above Kim, who is an
integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine." Kim: You expect me to believe .. Hi, Ralph. Ralph: Hi, Kim. Kim: Oh, my god! He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen! It's like he hates you! Then it
is true! Rachel: Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad! Kim: Oh, honey, come here. Oh, it OK. We've all been there. Rachel: You and Ralph? Kim: Kenny, the copy boy.
Jennine: Hey. Joey: Hey. I need to talk to you. Jennine: What's the matter? Are you upset? Joey: I'm sorry, but we rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I a man! OK? The living room a guy place, OK? That's just the way it . Jennine: OK. If that's what you want, I it all in my room. Joey: Good. Great. Great. And thanks for being so understanding. I
mean, I didn't want to make a big deal out of this, you know. But you the picture of
the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.