SEASON 7: NBC -- Oct. 26, 2000 (re-run on January 25, 2001)
COMPLETE THESE SENTENCES FROM THE PROGRAM (showing probability or advisability, usually with modals or adverbs):
Mac (Joey): Well it
without you, buddy. You're a genius. Cheese: Oh yeah? Well then how come my VCR to stop blinking 12 o'clock?
Rachel: What ,
Phoebs? Phoebe: I don't know. I don't know. to him again. Oh, no. I'm .. No, my breasts up against him.
Rachel: Oh, you guys .. what happened to me today! I'm just sitting in my office .... Joey: You guys! You guys! what my agent just told me! Rachel: Joey. Kind of in the middle of a story here. Joey: Oh. Sorry. Sorry. You finish. Rachel: OK. So, anyway, I'm sitting in my office and guess who walks in! Joey: on two TV
shows! Phoebe: Really! Rachel: Joey.. Joey: You weren't finished? Rachel: Yeah. "Guess who walks into my office!" is the end of my story! It was Ralph Lauren! Ralph
Lauren walked into my office! Joey: Uh, Rach. If another story, at least let me finish mine. Rachel: It's the same story. Joey: Well, it's really long! Rachel: Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that he's so happy with my work that he wants me to be the
new merchandising manager for Polo Retail! Monica: a
discount on wedding dresses? ... I'm so happy for you! Joey: Well, these really are the days of our lives! Monica: What? Joey: Well, since you asked ... They want me back on "Days of Our Lives"! Phoebe: Oh, god! Rachel: I got a big pay raise! Phoebe: Oh, hey! Joey: Drake
Remoray's twin brother Striker!
Rachel: OK. for just a second, please? Sorry. It's for Human Resources. it. please?
Phoebe: Anyway, Monica: Hi, sweetie. Chandler: Hi, sweetie. So what was with all the whispering? Monica: you.
It's a secret. Chandler: Secret? secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another. Monica: Ah. ... But still "no." Chandler: No, I'm serious. each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you. Monica: Really?! OK, then me what happened to Ross junior year at Disneyland? Chandler: Oh, no, no. that. Monica: If you tell me, you what Phoebe said.
Phoebe: .
Oh, my god! Oh! But no, no, him. Because it's not professional This is for me, yes? Rachel: OK, you're right. Hilda tomorrow. Dumb, old, perfect-for-the-job Hilda. Chandler: this
guy. Wow! this to
Monica. And her
about the "Wow!"
Joey: It's been a while, huh? You know, it's funny, these halls look smaller than .
Terry: It's a different building. Joey: So .. Striker Remoray, huh? When ? Terry: right
now? Joey: OK. Terry: Here are the audition scenes. Joey: Audition? I thought me the part. Terry: Why would you think that? Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Striker's twin brother. Who looks more like me than me, right? Terry: ..
Joey: You know, Terry, this. I've got my own cable TV series .. with a robot
Tag: And I noticed there aren't any plants in your office, so I wanted to bring you your first .. There
is a plant in your office. Rachel: Kind of. Tag: Right. So I guess "good at noticing stuff" on my resume. Rachel: Oh, thank you. Tag: Anyway, I'm guessing you hired somebody. Rachel: Well... Tag: Got you. Thanks again for meeting with me. Rachel: But I hired you. Tag: What? Rachel: Yeah, you got the job. You're my new assistant. Tag: I am!! Rachel: Yeah. Tag: it!
Ross: Nothing much, just trying to figure out what for dinner. Hey, ooh. What's that? Dinner stuff? Are you making dinner? Chandler: No. Ross: What have you got over there, tacos? Monica: No. They're just .. They're ground-beef smilies. Ross: Those are tacos. Monica: Excuse me, Mr. Mexico. Ross: Either way, .
(Still those.) ... What's so
funny? Monica: I'm not laughing. Ross: You told her! Chandler: ! Ross: OK. OK. I had food poisoning. It's not like I chose to do it. It's not like I said, "Huh, what
would make this ride more fun?" Monica: You're right. Anyway, I'm sorry. . papers for you. Ross: How
her? Chandler: , OK?
married.
secrets from one another. Ross: Oh, really! Well, I guess about Atlantic City.
Ross: Oh, Mon. I laughed so hard! Chandler: So hard your underwear again? Ross: Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy!
Joey: Hello. Oh, hey! a second? It's the producers over at "Mac and Cheese." If me for a minute. ... Hey, funny you should call. I was just
looking over next week's script. Cancelled!? Like, it off the air??! Oh. All right. you Monday. them any more??! All right. Bye. They cancelled "Mac and Cheese!"
Chandler: You want to tell secrets? OK. OK. In college, leg warmers! Ross: All right. All right. Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest, and won! Chandler: Ross came in fourth, and cried. Monica: Oh, my god! Ross: Oh, is that funny? Oh, you find that funny? Well, some of your secrets, too. Monica: I already told him everything. You shush! Ross: Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd
made. Monica: home
every Saturday night to watch "Golden Girls." Ross: time
until she was 13! Monica: It's hard for some people! Chandler: Of course it is. Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work .. Chandler: Hey!! Monica: I'm sorry. of any more for Ross.
Joey: How to me?
Yesterday I had two TV shows. Today, I've got nothing. Rachel: Wait a minute. What happened to "Days of Our Lives"? Joey: Well, a
little mad at me over there. Phoebe: What happened? Joey: Well, a
little upset, and them
where .
Phoebe: Hilda. Rachel: Yeah. This is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, you for a second? Tag: Phoebe. That's a great name. Phoebe: Oh, do you like that? my phone number. Rachel: OK.
right back. Phoebe: So, you hired yourself a little treat, did you? Rachel: All right. I know how it looks, Phoebs. But I'm telling you ... Phoebe: But you know involved with your assistant. Rachel: Yes, I know that. And I know that the smartest thing I've ever done. But I'm telling you,
from this moment on, I swear this is strictly professional.
Terry: Joey Tribiani. I'm surprised through our small halls. , Joey. Joey: Wait, Terry! Look, wait. Look, I'm really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking I'm too
big to audition for you. me another chance. Terry: you,
Joey. Joey: Wait, Terry, please! Look, I just lost my other job, OK? You have no idea how much I need this.
Please, me out. For old
times' sake.
Striker: Morning. Drake, it's your brother, Striker. me?
Chandler: Do you know when I said that because everything and any secrets? Monica: Yeah. Chandler: Yeah, that was stupid. that. Monica: Absolutely. Ross: And, all the stuff we told each other a secret from everybody else. Monica: Yeah, definitely. Ross: OK. If
me, with some people who
don't know the Space Mountain story.
Tag: Well, I'm not gay. And I especially wouldn't want you to think I was gay. Rachel: Why's that? Tag: I don't think . Rachel: Oh, .
Come on. I don't want you to feel like me things. Tag: OK. Rachel: OK Tag: Well Rachel: Yeah. Tag: your friend,
Phoebe. Rachel: Yeah, she's gay.