SEASON 8: NBC - originally aired 05/09/02 (re-run 09/12/02)
COMPLETE THESE SENTENCES FROM THE PROGRAM (showing probability or advisability, usually with modals or adverbs):
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at? Joey: Oh, it's a poster for that World War I movie that I'm in, check it out. Ross: Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent! Joey: Uh-huh! I know. soon to a theater near you! I'm in THX!
I'm unsuitable for children! Ross: Now to see this. Joey: Yeah, yeah, it's already generating Oscar buzz. Phoebe: I started that! Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? I just talked to my agent, and next week and you're all invited! Monica: a limo? Joey: Sure! Why not?! Monica: Oh I love taking limos when nobody died! Rachel: Well obviously , for those of you who haven't checked
their calendars today is my due date. Well you know, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great you've been during this time.
it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And
even though I am so looking forward to the next part, being
pregnant.
Rachel: That's right, still no baby! Come on people! Please make some room! Ross: Uh sweetie, more comfortable here? Rachel: You. Like you haven't done enough. Ross: Look, I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something . I mean I wish I were a seahorse. Because with seahorses it's the male, they carry the babies. And then also I'd be far away in the
sea. Rachel: God. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life! Phoebe: Oh I know, I've been there. I remember toward the
end . . . Rachel: Oh Phoebe, that's a great story. it to me
when you're getting me some iced tea? Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!! Chandler: .
Joey: Hello? Estelle: Joey! It's Estelle! Great news, you and one
guest tickets to your premiere. Joey: One guest? You told me six tickets! Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. next to
HotGuy372. Joey: Oh my God. So that's it?! I only get to bring one guest? Estelle: Yeah, what time do you want to pick me up? ... Hello? Joey: Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So somehow between you three and Ross. Rachel: What about me? Joey: You said you didn't want to go. Rachel: I don't. But . What? Just
because I'm pregnant you think I'm invisible. Joey: Definitely not invisible. Monica: Well, you know, Ross didn't care enough to be here, so I think he's out. You snooze you lose. Chandler: He's not snoozing, he's teaching a class. Monica: Well then somebody's snoozing. Joey, not that you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. Chandler: I haven't seen this dress. Monica: Star in a movie.
Joey: It's not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it's everything. You know? He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions when I was really
nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn't get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me, man. Even when I didn't believe in
myself. Chandler: I always knew . I'm so proud of you.
Joey: Thanks. That means a lot to me. Phoebe: Mon, to wear your dress. Joey: shave. Chandler: Yeah well, spit.
Chandler: This is so exciting! It's so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look? Joey: A little tall. Chandler: What? Joey: down a little bit, so that I look taller?
There you go. Chandler: It's just so glamorous.
Ross: Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor's appointment. Monica: She's in the bathroom. Ross: Rach, . Rachel: In a minute!!!
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just ... you've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you. Rachel: Well then a natural talent for it. Ross: You know what? in soon,
until then? Rachel: ... Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That's great! Ross: You know the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a
baby that's half human and half pure evil!
Dr. Long: a quick check. Rachel: Okay. Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh? Rachel: Yeah. Dr. Long: a little uncomfortable. Rachel: Just a tad. Dr. Long: You're about 80 percent effaced, so you're on your way. a little while longer. If you're anxious, there are a few ways to help things along. Ross: Do them!! Dr. Long: Actually, they're things that . Just some
home remedies, but in my experience I've found that some of them are very effective. Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything. Dr. Long: Okay, there's an herbal tea . Rachel: Okay. Dr. Long: some caster oil, there's eating spicy foods ...
Rachel: Great! all of those. Dr. Long: ... taking a long walk, ... Rachel: Good. Done. Dr. Long: ... and there's the one that's proved most effective: sex. Ross: me!
Rachel: Hi! Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when ? Rachel: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor. Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, we tried special tea, caster oil, spicy food -- nothing has worked. Rachel: Well, there is one thing that we didn't try, but someone thinks that, " a can of worms." Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If bring the baby here,
like today. I mean, I think it. Ross: It's sex. Monica: Do it! Ross: Monica! Monica: I'm just saying it's been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours! Phoebe: Oh I don't know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the repercussions would be catastrophic. Monica: All right, practical; if
it, he's not the only guy in the world
sex with. I mean, Chandler -- Chandler is good! Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you? Monica: Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today. Rachel: Why? Why today? Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that the baby and I
don't want to lose again! Ross: What?! While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?! You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?! Rachel: that bet. Ross: What?! Rachel: Well, I'm miserable here! I may as well make some money out of it! Ross: some of that action? Monica: Wait a minute! Now I'm betting against all three of you? Rachel: Oh honey, don't worry. I really do feel like tomorrow . Monica: Oh, okay! Rachel : (No way.)
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with all this other stuff?! We know ! It's doctor recommended! Ross: I'm sorry, but some boundaries! My God, I'm
dying. Rachel: Oh come on Ross. I mean, we've done it before; it again;
a nice way to bookend the pregnancy. Ross: This is insane, love to you just so that
into labor. Rachel: Make love? What are you a girl? Ross: Always a great way to get into a man's pants. Rachel: But a service. Okay? Just think of me as, like, a
ketchup bottle; you know, on the end of it just to
get something to come out. Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me. Rachel: Oh, I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. Oh ... Oh! Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. ... Oh
God! Ross: Okay enough! . Rachel: Oh, come on Ross! I'm miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me. Ross: You know what? Rachel: What?! Ross: Forget it. Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross. ? How on earth
me? Oh wait a minute, I know. I mean you'd think the damn
jalepeño would've cleared up your sinuses, but no!! That's not enough ... What are you doing?! Ross: I'm getting that baby out of you!