SEASON 5: NBC -- May 13, 1999 (re-run on September 9, 1999)
ADD THE MODALS TO THESE SENTENCES FROM THE PROGRAM:
. Ross: What's going on? Rachel: Well, my eye is a little itchy. Joey: Mine, too. Yeah. Monica: Wow, it's really red! You see my eye doctor. Rachel: Richard? I see your ex-boyfriend!
. Ross: All right, I . I'm taking Ben to the
park. Phoebe: Oh, give him a kiss for me.
. Joey: And the best part is we're filming in the desert outside of
Vegas! You know what that means, buddy. Chandler: Yeah, I know what that means, buddy! Joey: Road trip!!! Chandler: I'm in! Joey: Yeah, we a car
I just there by Tuesday. Phoebe: Oh, wait! My grandmother is dead. Chandler: Well, uh, we about that, too, Phoebs. Phoebe: No, no, her cab. She probably won't be using it. You it to Las Vegas. Joey: Oh, right! Thanks, Phoebs! Chandler: Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa! What about my
job? Joey: Oh, not go! Chandler: Oh, right! Right! Road trip, baby! Is this OK with you? Monica: Chandler! You for my permission! (You
.) Chandler: Thanks. Monica: Hey Rach, come on! You late for the eye
doctor appointment. Rachel: All right. Let's get this over with! .. Oh, no! Look what I
did! I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we this up, you know? I mean we . Monica: If you
thought that this mess me, you are wrong! All
right, let's go, Blinky!
. Phoebe: Oh, hi Joey. What's up? Joey: I which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've
travelled a lot, right? Phoebe: Yeah, I've been around. Joey: OK, so which route , the northern route or the
southern route?
. Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you . All right. I
you a series of questions, and you answer as quickly as you
. Joey: Yes. Phoebe: Good, but wait. All right, here we go. Now I want you to
relax, take a deep breath, clear your mind. Which do you like better, peanut butter or egg whites? Joey: Peanut butter. Phoebe: Which , a fireman or a swimmer? Joey: A swimmer. Phoebe: Who with, Monica or Rachel? Joey: Monica. (Oh, I always thought it would be Rachel.)
. Dr. Miller: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little
nervous, but don't worry. Everything just fine. Rachel: So we're done, then. Dr. Miller: Almost. But first we . Rachel: OK. Dr. Miller: This is a glaucoma test.
. Dr. Miller: One. Two. Rachel: I'm sorry. Monica: Do you know what? I her head! Dr. Miller: That's OK.
. Dr. Miller: OK. You have a small, minor infection in
that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week and
you as good as new. Rachel: Yes. No, I don't put things in my eyes. Dr. Miller: OK then. I guess I you back here in
three months. Rachel: Great. Dr. Miller: And I you for a glass eye.
. Rachel: You know, I you, those eye drops are a
miracle. My eye is 100% better. Monica: They're still in my coat. Rachel: Damn! Joey: Hey, are you ready to go? Chandler: Yeah. Listen, how cold there? Do I need a
coat? Or enough?
... What? Monica: I love you. Joey: I wish Ross was coming with us, you know. I him. Phoebe: Thanks a lot. I just got that jerk out of my mind. Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a hotel suite? Joey: No, not really. It's an independent film, you know. So we don't
have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room. Chandler: I see. But once you get your first paycheck, you for a big hotel suite, right? I mean, a lead in the
movie ... they you a lot. Joey: Oh, yeah. Check this out.
For every dollar "Shutter Speed" makes, one penny of it goes right in
Joey's pocket! Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie
makes money?! Joey: Did you not hear the plot of the movie?
"She's been dead for 10
years." I a millionaire! Ross: Hey! I just want to say good-bye to you guys .. and, see if
maybe you guys a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on
black 15.
. Monica: I good-bye at the car. Joey: Hmm.. Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car? Rachel: Oh, honey, I good-bye to you at the car, if
you don't mind the puss. Joey: See you.
. Ross: Are you mad at me or something? Because if you are, please tell me what it is I did. Phoebe: Well, if you don't know, I you. Ross: Well, I don't know. Phoebe: Well, I you. Ross: OK. Well, whatever it is, I'm very, very sorry. OK? Phoebe: Apology accepted. Ross: OK. So we're good? Phoebe: Um hmm. Ross. All right. I you later, OK? Phoebe: Bye, fat ass. Ross: All right! Phoebe now, come on! me what it is
that made you so mad at me?! Phoebe: I don't know! I don't remember! Ross: If you , about this?
. Joey: Hey, I'm getting pretty tired. You
soon.
. Joey: Where do you want to eat? Chandler: I don't know. Joey: Oh, hey! I know how we . All right, uh, I
you a bunch of questions, and then you
real fast, OK? So, clear your mind. Clear it right out. Clear it out. Clear. Chandler: OK Joey: OK.. Uh, too wet or too dry? Chandler: Too dry. Joey: Do you believe in ghosts? Yes or no? Chandler: No. Joey: my big break? Chandler: No. Joey: What??!!
. Chandler: Look Joe, I don't think this your big
break. Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? To make me feel like a
loser? Because if it is, I tell you, I alone. Chandler: Oh, you don't want me on the trip. Joey: Not if you like this. Chandler: All right, I you what. The next time you
ask me a question like that, I . Joey: Yeah, I don't want
you on the trip. Chandler: All right, fine. Fine. Why don't you pull over. I
right now. Joey: Fine. Get out. Chandler: You
on the bridge. Joey: Get out! Chandler: Wait! Wait! There's no sidewalk! Yeah, I here!
. Chandler: Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington Bridge. (all): Why? Chandler: Well, he went crazy. You know, we were playing that
game where you ask a question and then you really fast? Phoebe: Oh. That game without my supervision! Chandler: Well, I don't know what made him so mad. You know, all I
said was that I didn't think this a big break, that
this movie anything for him, and that, you know, it
didn't sound like a real movie. OK, he me off the bridge.
. Joey: Hey, Monica, listen. Is Phoebe there? I her
something about the car. Monica: Yeah, she's here. Hold on, I her. Phoebe: Hi,
dude.
. Chandler:You know, he won't even talk to me. How
to him if he to me? Phoebe: Well, maybe you
him something. So when he gets to Las Vegas, he that you're sorry. Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I a
basket of porn. Phoebe: Oh, no, Don't say "I'm sorry" with porn. .... You know, you
him a carton of cigarettes, because that way he
it for protection. ... No, that's prison. Ross: OK, Phoebs. I know how we
this out. OK. Clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. OK? Phoebe: Um Hmm. Ross: What do you like better? flora or fauna? Phoebe: fauna Ross: Who ? Simon or Garfunkel? Phoebe: Garfunkel. Ross: Why are you mad at me? Phoebe: You said I was boring. Oh!! Ross: When did I say you were boring??!! Phoebe: Oh, my God! I remember now! We were playing chess. Ross: Phoebe, you and I have never played chess. Phoebe: Oh, come on. Remember that time on the frozen lake. We were
playing chess. You said I was boring. And then you took off your
energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz. ... OK, there's a chance this
a dream.
. Monica: Hey, Joey. Oh, you remember me even though you're a big
star. Joey: Oh, come on. It years before I forget you. Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a
dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it? Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've got all that going on, yeah. Listen, I
want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he more
wrong. Oh oh .. I , Monica. My sushi's here.